Denglisch for runaways

[freyk]

come with me with

[catfish]

oh Baby, i love you dermasen,das i can you garnicht sagen wie sehr i love and i need ,but i can you zeigen mein Zu Hause.

[blahwas]

this goes over main not!

.oO(hoffentlich liest hier keiner mit, der Englisch kann, aber nicht Deutsch )

[Suntzun]

We are all very heavy on the wire...

[tobias82]

How horny is that then?

That is not the yellow from the egg.

Holla, the Woodfairy!

Better the sparrow in the hand than the dove on the roof.

Everything in butter.

That is a good donkey bridge.

To pull someone through the chocolate.

To blow somenone the march.

He ist washed with all waters.

You smile like a honeycakehorse.

Hab dafür etwas gespickt

[freyk]

You can say you to me.

now goes it but lose.

[Throggi]

That is only the Top of the Icemountain.

[kawacs]

@blahwas

Ohne pfundiertes Flachwissen geht hier gar nix, ist eben nur was für Intellente.

- now we have the salad

- saddle the chickens

[kawacs]

my dear mister singing club

[obi650]

Lothar M. hat mal gesagt:

"My english is not good, but my football is better"

Ich denke er lag die ganze Nacht wach;...dann viel ihm dieser Satz ein....

[obi650]

this is not from bad parents....

[Drachenbändiger]

I believe my Pig is peeping

Have you got a Mümmes on your Back nimm the Finger flitsch him weg

Gruß Tom

[Lucky66m]

Aus aktuellem Anlass....

LITTLE CHRISTMAS GEDICHT

When the last Kalendersheets
flattern through the winterstreets
and Dezemberwind is blowing
then ist everybody knowing
that it is not allzuweit
she does come the Weihnachtszeit

All the Menschen, Leute, people
flippen out of ihr warm Stüble
run to Kaufhof, Aldi, Mess
make Konsum and business,
kaufen this und jene things
and the churchturmglocke rings.

Manche holen sich a Tännchen
when this brennt they cry "Attention".
Rufen for the Feuerwehr
"Please come quick to löschen her!"
Goes the Tännchen off in Rauch
they are standing on the Schlauch.

In the kitchen of the house
mother makes the Christmasschmaus.
She is working, schufts and bakes
the hit is now her Joghurtkeks
and the Opa says als Tester
"We are killed bis to Silvester".
Then he fills the last Glas wine-
yes this is the christmastime!

Day by day does so vergang
and the holy night does come
you can think, you can remember
this is immer in Dezember.

Then the childrenlein are coming
candle-Wachs is abwärts running.
Bing of Crosby Christmas sings
while the Towerglocke rings
and the angels look so fine
well this is the Weihnachtstime.

Baby-eyes are kugelrund
the family feels kerngesund
when unterm Weihnachtsbaum they're hocking
then nothing can them ever shocking.
They are happy, are so fine
this happens in the christmastime.

The animals all in the house
the Hund, the Katz, the bird, the Maus,
are turning round the Weihnachtsstress,
enjoy this as never nie
well they find Kitekat and Chappi
in the Geschenkkarton of Papi.

The family behins to sing
and wieder does a Glöckchen ring.
Zum Song vom grünen Tannenbaum
the Tränen rennen down and down.
bis our mother plötzlich flennt
"The christmas-Gans im Ofen brennt!"
Her nose indeed is very fine
ENDE OF THE WEIHNACHTSTIME

Isn`t it nice.....yes it isn`t.

[Rainer]

One is sure, Lucky66m:

Your English makes you nobody after!

[obi650]

Oh yes, Rainer!

Lucky66m is a real before-picture!

[Resa]

Everything has an ending - only the sausage has two.
Here is dead trousers, they are all in Party Evening.

[Salzmann]

The Waterchicken is running (Der wasserhahn tropft)

Dear Mister Sining-Club (mein lieber Herr Gesangsverein)

[Resa]

That interrest me zero, and i white that you this also white. You can me the back down slide.

Geiler Thread

[everyday]

Im Netz gefunden:

Kl1 Story aus m1 Kindheit:
Nach 1 harten Day im Hood haben wir "Verstecken" geplayed.
Immer wenn ein Dude mich entdeckte, pullte ich m1 Gun out und sayte: "yo, du f*ck, verpiss' dich, oder ich shoote"
So gewann ich jedes Game und auf den Skreets nannte man mich schon bald "Ghosty". Swizzynack!

[Resa]

I haves im coss. My Doctor say, it was a witch shoot.